Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY #THEY’RE RACIST
*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
April Fools Prank: Frame your best friend for murder.