joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY #THEY’RE RACIST

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

blurrymelancholy:

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

#jackpot right here

Next friday, on Hannibal

  • Hannibal: How would killing me make you feel?
  • Will: RIGHTEOUS, YOU MINDFUCKER
I am mine.
before I am ever anyone else’s.
in, nayyirah waheed (via xoxogossipjot)

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.
— William Shakespeare, Macbeth (via quotes-shape-us)

nbchannibal:

April Fools Prank: Frame your best friend for murder.

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell